About that interpreter...

Unsurprisingly, it's not working on its maiden voyage. Not unlike the Titanic, except that killed fewer people.

It worked on a small snippet of code, but not the 'hello world' script posted earlier. Rather than doing what it's supposed to, it's not. I expected about that much, though. At least it's going out in an infinite loop instead of some sissy syntax error.

More as this catastrophe develops further.